Joke of The Day - Super Funny News from Singapore Teletext [REAL]

i was browsing my phone to clear some images when i happened to find these super interestingly funny articles posted by Singapore Teletext which i had asked dearie's father to forward them to me as apparently he had found them while he was reading the news unexpectedly from Singapore Teletext. Honestly, with such advancing technology, i supposed that such articles should NOT have happened since they should take the efforts of removing them instead of leaving them on the text. Anyway it was posted on the 26th June 2010. i suppose none of us ever view Teletext's news nowadays since the news are so commonly available from the internet. 

Anyway, i hope that all can enjoy the laughter! If you are lazy to enlarge the image, i have also blogged them (together with the mistakes) in my entry below. Well, enough said; please scroll down for the laughter!

NEWS 01

"The PUB has stepped up efforts to prevent massive future floods, following the massive flooding on Orchard Road. It are (grammatically incorrect!) the most open to the idea of online matchmaking and dating (what has this crap got to do with the flooding?!).

And according to a survey by dating (i didn't know that dating agencies offered such surveys) surfaced that trapped debris at a culvert had caused floodwater to overflow onto Orchard Road last week. It is (grammatically incorrect!) installing zig zag gratings to try an online matchmaking agency (i supposed the gratings are an effort for the flood?!).

41% have used online dating compared to 26% last year. Camp Rd, Nassim Rd and behind Tanglin Shopping Center. (LOL! "camp", "nassim" and "tanglin" are part of the 46% whom USED online dating!!! What a joke!)

NEWS 02

SINGAPORE: A regional dating survey of singles in Singapore, Malaysia and Hong Kong has found that Singaporeans 12-and-a-half years, and 17 strokes of the cane (haha, the dating survey showed Singaporeans of A SENTENCE).
And according to a survey by dating agency, Lunch Actually, more Singaporeans are looking for a life partner this way, 85% of 630 singles in Singapore polled were willing to sell contraband cigarettes (WOW, "Lunch" actually found 85% x 630 which is = 535.5 Singaporean singles ARE WILLING TO SELL CONTRABAND CIGARETTES!! OMG!). He was nabbed at the junction of Ang Mo Kio Avenue 3 and Avenue 8 after officers to 26% last year (this totally doesn't make any sense at all).

NEWS 03

SINGAPORE:  An unemployed man who was convicted of being in possession of a pistol was sentenced to a jail term of Singapore. The new clinical Research WSQ Certified training courses will cover skills areas such as research methodology and ethics, good clinical ammunition when he was arrested by Singapore Customs officers on July 27 last year. (Did he actually signed up for the WSQ training before he tried out the "mastered skills" to possess the pistol?!) He was then making a run to The industry has also come together to form a Clinical Research Consortium to cohesively look into building the manpower capability needed to support CNA.(totally absurd!)

Anyway, i hoped you all enjoyed the joke, 

and "3-CHEERS" to Singapore Teletext, 

who had made the 

JOKE OF THE DAY!