Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Legion

Haven't been blogging for awhile; since payday was delayed and I was feeling moody... No $$ = No outing (haha =P); therefore, I was being a "guai baobao" (good baby) spending pleasure time @home.

Nonetheless, I DID go and catch some movies; and this time round, it was:


LEGION

The show was rather all about Angels than demons; with a very LAME storyline. I caught the preview months earlier while I was going for other movies before the movie started and the commercials appearing... and therefore, I told Jason that I DIE DIE wanna watch the movie!!

Well, we caught it, together @Causeway Point days before the movie stopped showing. Despite the long anticipation, and abit "DL" (since Jason was late), I was super enthusiastic when the show started...

Anyway, as most of you might have guessed, LAME SHOW it was:

(1) LAME location - the whole show was projected "in the middle of nowhere"; a so-called town and no other locations whereby all actors/actresses are stucked in a fucking old, crappy stop-over

(2) LOW production? - The scenes are all filmed in the restaurant stop-over throughout the 3/4 of the entire show and some cliffs (=.=ll) which I supposed are easily available in any state of America; furthermore, the so-called possessed souls aren't grotesque enough man!!

(3) LAME storyline - Who cares about those possessed people?!! It is so fucking GAY since fallen angel (can't remember the angel's name anyway) defied GOD's orders and protected the so-called HERO's baby - the HERO who was selfless and brave whereby he actually accepted a woman he loved (pregnant with a kid by another guy) selflessly and stayed by his dad's side after the mum got divorced with him and continued wasting his life in-the-middle-of-nowhere's stop-over..

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Luckily, Gabriel (the BADDIE angel) was handsome enough. The rest of all, are all FUCKING CRAP!!! The whole story cum show just doesn't make sense!!! WTF right?? Since the fucking location to be filmed is in the middle of nowhere whereby a couple actually got trapped since their car ran outta gasoline; yet those fucking people (who are possessed) could actually travel from "dunno where" and all ended up at the same stop-over without their gasoline running out! =.=lll

C'mon gimme a break! The most senseless part is:

THERE IS NO FUCKING ENDING FOR THE SHOW!!!

Imagining yourself sitting for 2 and 1/2 hours or so waiting, waiting and anticipating for much suspense yet the last part seeing the HERO and his so-called girlfriend carrying a kid (the baby was ugly by the way! I don't understand why the production team could not just get a cuter baby)
; carried machine guns travelling in a jeep to "dunno where"... The fallen angel was killed by Gabriel @the part before the ending but yet he could be revived back into an angel... (=.="")

Honestly, besides AVATAR, that was another fucking FUCKED-UP movie, except for this time, its in my 2010's MOST FUCKED-UP MOVIE list.

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